/u/Xenton's posts
[WP] After a semi-erotic dream with an unfamiliar partner, you awake to find them in bed watching you. Turns out they're a Sleep Sprite, and they've taken quite a liking to your dream-self.
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[WP] Here at HoHoHeadquarters we understand that times are changing, this year we want to focus on a greener world. Instead of coal, naughty children will receive car on tax bills and tariff sanctions.
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[WP] The reason some of the rules in the Bible are odd is because every species in the universe shares one God, though each have their own Satan. Today, you have to fill for another species' Lord of darkness.
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[WP] The Singularity AI already exists, but rather than control an army of robots to slay mankind, it has instead gradually re-wired our brains without us even knowing. Now, at last, it's C-Day.
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[WP] You have the ability to tell when someone lies, seeing by a red exclamation mark above their head of size relative to the size of the lie. A friend asks you to watch their car while they "Run an errand". You are forced to squint as a flash of red from the enormous symbol floods your vision.
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[WP] In a post ethics society, detonating a colleagues body when they pass on is the highest honor. After your best friend passes away, you vow to give him the greatest send-off you can; a nuclear salute. It's time to steal an 'F'-bomb
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[WP] It can be lonely living in a cave where everyone I lay eyes on turns to stone, but at least I have my closest friends; the talkative tangle of snakes who live on my head.
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[WP] A decimal point error gave you 1000 lives instead of 1, now you must find ever elaborate ways to end your nonstop existence.
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[WP] After watching recordings of very early cartoons, you find an unusually detailed clip of an anthropomorphic weasel who gives detailed instructions to create an enchanted pencil that can enact cartoon physics on the real world.
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