/u/Xenton's posts
[WP] I'm a spirit of putresence, corruption and pollution. I finally had the world just. The way. I. Like it. And now all these goody-two-shoes are ruining everything!
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[WP] Frission, the goosebumps you hear during movies or music, is actually your brain desperately trying to resist subliminal suggestion. One morning, everything you hear gives you chills.
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[WP] You found your soul mate and immediately realised you're not romantically interested in them, turns out, you just found your "Soul-Maaaaaate!"
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[WP] You've been gone too long, Mister Freeman. It would appear you are needed again, with respect to payment in full of course. I had hoped for a little more time... well desperate times as they say. Time indeed, Mister Freeman, for you to wake; the sun's already out.
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[WP] They say everything dies, but for some reason, you just... didn't. It's three weeks before your 1477th birthday and you just want to get on with your shift.
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[WP] Thousands of years into the future, after colonising the universe, Humanity learns we weren't just created by an Alien race, we were an accidental "Grey Goo" scenario on a cosmic scale.
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[WP] You've always had this weird "psychological ball" in the back of your mind, if you concentrate you can almost physically feel it. One day you decide to force it open.
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[WP] You meet a man with Prescience; The ability to predict a deterministic future based on an omnisciently understood past.
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[WP] It turns out the Australian fires were an omen. The Pyrocene has begun; 80% of Earth's forests are ash, but from that ash is born a new generation of superhumans: Homo Conflagrius
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