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[WP] Life gave you lemons. But you didn't make lemonade. No, you were angry. What were you supposed to do with them? Make lemonade? No. You wouldn't bend to Life's will. So you made combustible lemons. Life will rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons.
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[WP] One night, the stars disappeared. According to legend, one person was given the last two stars for eyes, and the Earth was broken by the angel. Some worship the angel, some condemn it, some think it doesn't exist. Today, one group is proven right.
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[WP] You invented a time machine and got the signatures of celebrities before they were famous. Today, you meet the devil himself. He says, "You do half my job by getting the signatures beforehand, so you're now managing my deals." He snaps his fingers, and you are now sitting in front of a desk.
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[WP] "THIS IS AGAINST ALL RULES AND REGULATIONS BY THE BOSS! I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE RECYCLED! WHAT IS YOUR SERIAL NUMBER?!" She asked. "Seven." He said, knowing full well there have been millions before him.
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[WP] You washed the blood off your hands. You didn't kill the man, but everyone certainly thinks so. After all, you got his blood on your hands. As you dry off your hands, you decided. It's about time to consult an old friend for help.
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[WP] You are the world's most average looking person. So average, in fact, that people only remember your face when looking directly at you.
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[WP] You finish a supposedly cursed game of minecraft. 2 minutes later, you hear noises from your closet. You open it to find a real life creeper, ready and waiting.
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