/u/Xero818's posts
[WP] "Remember, boy. If you open a restaurant, make sure to cater to humans. Wanna know why? Because nobody wants to spend the night in the hotel the homeless man considers disgusting."
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[WP] In a multiversal office building, nobody can agree on what the boss’s office looks like - unbeknownst to them, that’s because it’s constantly changing iterations.
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[WP] Vampires drink blood to get Vitamin D as they can't go out in the sun. After extensive research, you have found out how to be a vegan vampire. Coconut water is also a source of Vitamin D.
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[WP] "This is against all rules and regulations by the boss! I'm going to report you and you are going to be recycled! What is your serial number?!" She asked. "Seven." He said, knowing full well there have been millions before him.
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[EU] "Dr. Zor, corporate billionaire by day, underhanded villain by night, has a cargo plane scheduled to depart for Zanzibar this very evening." "Why is it ALWAYS Zanzibar?!"
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[WP] You’re racing against the clock, trying to quite literally out speed Death itself. Not because it’s your time. But because it will soon be your brother’s.
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[WP] When you were 3, you found a Conch Shell. Your dad said you could hear the ocean in it. Today, you still have the Conch Shell, and the ocean has just called for help.
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[WP] Well, the person at the garage sale was right. The lamp WAS magic. Just not in the way you imagined.
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