/u/Yabadababoobs's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.

13241 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] You are a con artist working as a miracle worker, healing the sick, making the poor wealthy etc by your touch. One day, you actually raise dead.

4 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] You are an alchemist with overly invested Haggle skill which means The Law of Equivalent Exchange doesn't work for you but you are greatly lacking in other skills and attributes.

2 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] All these years you've been mocked, misunderstood, seen inferior and secretely envied. Only thing you lacked was courage but today, with the hero of r/madlads you will make humanity pay for their arrogance and small mindedness they demonstrate on r/iamverysmart against your superior intellect.

1 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] Puberty hits Hogwarts hard, Hermione finds out the power of her femininity and starts to only hang out with cool guys, Harry becomes a hateful incel and Ron is fixated on wizard politics yet Voldemort's plans are still somehow foiled.

1 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] You are a jewish alchemist which means your work doesn't obey the law of equal exchange thanks to your superior haggle skills.

1 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] After you invent time machine, you go back in time and publish all the greatest hits and albums yourself becoming the ultimate artist, when you are bored of that life you go back to the future and see every hipster is shitting on you.

1 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.	13241
[WP] You are a con artist working as a miracle worker, healing the sick, making the poor wealthy etc by your touch. One day, you actually raise dead.	4
[WP] You are an alchemist with overly invested Haggle skill which means The Law of Equivalent Exchange doesn't work for you but you are greatly lacking in other skills and attributes.	2
[WP] All these years you've been mocked, misunderstood, seen inferior and secretely envied. Only thing you lacked was courage but today, with the hero of r/madlads you will make humanity pay for their arrogance and small mindedness they demonstrate on r/iamverysmart against your superior intellect.	1
[WP] Puberty hits Hogwarts hard, Hermione finds out the power of her femininity and starts to only hang out with cool guys, Harry becomes a hateful incel and Ron is fixated on wizard politics yet Voldemort's plans are still somehow foiled.	1
[WP] You are a jewish alchemist which means your work doesn't obey the law of equal exchange thanks to your superior haggle skills.	1
[WP] After you invent time machine, you go back in time and publish all the greatest hits and albums yourself becoming the ultimate artist, when you are bored of that life you go back to the future and see every hipster is shitting on you.	1