/u/YandereTeemo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We humiliated the old man as he built a boat in the middle of a forest.

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As I came home from work, my children and wife were not there.

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After hours of walking with my trusty llamas, we found a house of a person that I can trade my items with!

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My mother is so great that she took care of me for my entire life.

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After the death of her grandmother, I gave my daughter a life-sized doll to comfort her.

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A time traveller went into the future and saw the extinction of mankind by a robot, but his skin turned into iron when he came back.

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I tiptoed into the next house to claim the lives of my next victims.

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"When I die, I'll donate my body to science!" said the student.

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After waking up, I felt horny so I figured that I should go to Pornhub and rub one out.

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After the man's funeral, his daughter and wife weepingly said that they never wanted to leave him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We humiliated the old man as he built a boat in the middle of a forest.	397
As I came home from work, my children and wife were not there.	331
After hours of walking with my trusty llamas, we found a house of a person that I can trade my items with!	96
My mother is so great that she took care of me for my entire life.	70
After the death of her grandmother, I gave my daughter a life-sized doll to comfort her.	63
A time traveller went into the future and saw the extinction of mankind by a robot, but his skin turned into iron when he came back.	60
I tiptoed into the next house to claim the lives of my next victims.	51
"When I die, I'll donate my body to science!" said the student.	37
After waking up, I felt horny so I figured that I should go to Pornhub and rub one out.	36
After the man's funeral, his daughter and wife weepingly said that they never wanted to leave him.	35