/u/Yapizzawachuwant's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] you expected a whole bunch of moody rogues. Much to your surprise the guild of assassins are much nicer than the guild of heroes.
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[WP] the entire guild chapter had their own theories about why you don't ever show your face. Some thought it got ripped off, or that you had an embarrassing birthmark... the truth in contrast is that you are secretly really boring.
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[WP]Nobody would look at you the same. "How did a normie like you kill three supers?" They would say. Those "heroes in training" ganged up on you, and the charges were dropped on self defence. No one seemed to take "not panicking" as the answer.... even though it was.
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[WP] most druids train years for the slim chance to get chosen as Mother Nature's grand monarch, you however have just been feeding the stray cats your leftovers for a couple months...
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[WP] You could always see creatures in their true form. Apparently there are more creatures pretending to be people than actual people in the town you live in....
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[WP] you've seen every masked adventurer in the guild. Some hide injuries, emotions, identities behind those masks. But the new guy... there was no definitive answer... yet
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[WP] there been a mixup: apparently the "pizza place bing a front for money laundering" was wrong.... the laundromat was a front for a secret pizzeria
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[WP] you originally thought that there was nothing more annoying than the dragon cultists that worshipped you, but these "archeologists" sifting and "archiving" your hoard are really getting on your nerves...
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