/u/YellowUmbrellaGuy's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You discovered the ability to time travel. You go 30 years into the future expecting to meet your future self only to discover that you've been missing for 30 years.
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[WP] Every time someone lies to you, money is deposited into your checking account. The larger the lie, the larger the deposited amount. Your account balance increased a million dollars since yesterday. You’ve only spoken to your significant other since yesterday.
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[WP] Whenever my wife and I argue, we have a system. We ask each other, “Do you want the truth or do you want a lie to feel better?” Tonight I picked “Lie”. She said “I love you.”
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[WP] My three year old handed me her toy phone and said it was for me. I played along and picked it up. Someone responded.
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[WP] You are a purse-snatcher. As you exit the train, you snatch the purse of a lady standing by the door. You turn around expecting someone to shout “STOP THAT THIEF!” Instead as the train doors close and the train pulls away, you see your victim with the most devilish smile starring back at you.
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[WP] After years of research, you finally discovered the key to breaking through time and space. You test your invention only it didn't break through time and space. It broke the fourth wall.
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[WP] You’re walking down the street and see your doppelgänger. You approach your doppelgänger to say hi but they respond with “There can only be one.”
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[WP] Punctuation has disappeared from the world. If someone starts speaking, they cannot stop unless they die. The world is silent. Suddenly, you hear a voice.
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[WP] You are caught in the middle of a bank robbery. As the bank robber leaves, he takes off his mask, winks at you and says “Thank me later”.
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