/u/YetGayerWombat's posts
When a caterpillar is about to metamorphose, it does not know that it is about to transform, nor that it is about to have its innards liquified - all it knows is that it must spin a cocoon.
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The doctor told me I had a never-before-seen prion disease, and that I would likely not live for long.
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Foolish little Johnny thought it a funny little prank to paint the words “You’ve been poisoned” on the inside of daddy’s mug, treat him to some coffee, and see him react.
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[WP] "Ah, the hero of prophecy. So you've finally arrived. You think you can stop me? Very w... wait, oh my god, hold on. Can I pet your dog?"
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