/u/YlorbDer's posts
[WP] "Wow, what a great batch we've got this time!" exclaimed the angel looking down at all the horrified cultists. "What, did you really expect that to summon a demon? Come on, we advertised it like that because you guys need us most!"
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[WP] "Oh my God, are you an Aires!?" The war God's blood ran cold. On Earth for little more than a month and a mortal had already discovered their identity.
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[WP] You have always had a nasty habit of looking off into space. This was never really relevant except for one day, you hear from the clear empty space you're staring at, "Oh come on, this is ridiculous, how can you see me!? Are we just not going to talk about this!?"
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[WP] You are a cursed chandelier salesmen. Your chandeliers always fall and when they do, they take someone with them, and that's a guarantee
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[WP] Your favourite celebrity just went on national TV and announced they wished to start dating the writer of a certain fanfiction, which just so happens to be you. You are elated at this news, however a little disturbed because you wrote it as a joke.
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[WP] Finally, life was detected, and thus, a team of people are sent to scout it out. When they land, the see a sea of strange alien bones and only one creature left alive, solemnly sitting upon a throne, "Hello, and welcome to the Great Filter."
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[WP] You're a demon who's been masquerading as a child at a summer camp, but now that you're actually enjoying yourself, you have some... Regrets...
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