/u/Your_Hotdogs_Sir's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a "Human", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they "needed a drink of water."
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[WP] All dragons are extreme introverts, preferring burning down an entire village than interacting with a single person. You are/just met the first extroverted dragon and discover there is no middle ground between introverted and extroverted dragons.
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[WP] You are a book magician. Literally. Harry Potter gives you their spells, the Bible gives you the ability to summon demons. Today, you use the Forbidden Tomes of H. P. Lovecraft.
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[WP] You're just living your regular life as a farmboy when, one day, a group of old people appear at your door looking for the "Hero". When you ask them the name of the Hero, they say your brother's name, who died a year ago.
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[WP] You live in a world where soulmates cannot physically harm each other. You, the Hero, find that, no matter what you do, you cannot harm the Queen of Demons the villain has summoned.
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[WP] Trying to hit on your date, you say to them "Hey, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" Unexpectedly, they start crying and say "Yes."
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[WP] "Tell me, why are you so afraid of us?" "THAT VILE POISON, 'DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE', THAT FLOWS THROUGH YOU! THE AMOUNT IN YOU IS ENOUGH TO KILL AN ENTIRE CITY!" "So, water?"
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[WP] Trying to get back at you, your ex summons a demon to separate you and your new date. This plan succeeds, but not in the way your ex expected, as you are now dating the demon.
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