/u/Zaibach_Dragonslayer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I finally completed my Canine-to-English translating machine, and now I don't wanna leave my room ever again.

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Living a renewed life thanks to my heart transplant, I sought out a meeting with the donor's family only to receive hatred and scorn.

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try and raise an army of the undead in this town."

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My kids get annoyed when I don’t immediately get out of bed in the morning.

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"Mira, mira los perros malvados que ahora se están comiendo a todos tus soldados!"

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I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how I can prove my innocence!"

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"Smooth texture, with hints of sucrose, and a mild aftertaste," mused the food critic.

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God solemnly pulled some currency out of his wallet and handed it to Mother Nature, paying off their bet.

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The dance cam once more focused on my seat, and I got up to perform for the Jumbotron the few remaining moves I had left.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally completed my Canine-to-English translating machine, and now I don't wanna leave my room ever again.	56
Living a renewed life thanks to my heart transplant, I sought out a meeting with the donor's family only to receive hatred and scorn.	29
[SEP2020] "Don't even try and raise an army of the undead in this town."	13
My kids get annoyed when I don’t immediately get out of bed in the morning.	10
"Mira, mira los perros malvados que ahora se están comiendo a todos tus soldados!"	9
I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.	7
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how I can prove my innocence!"	7
"Smooth texture, with hints of sucrose, and a mild aftertaste," mused the food critic.	7
God solemnly pulled some currency out of his wallet and handed it to Mother Nature, paying off their bet.	7
The dance cam once more focused on my seat, and I got up to perform for the Jumbotron the few remaining moves I had left.	6