/u/Zarimus's posts
[WP] Satan gives you the strange power to heal any injury done at night. Suddenly, aliens attack! Unfortunately they attack at dawn. As the city burns, an old witch casts a spell that gives you the power of a famous wrestler. Can this help you withstand multiple gigaton alien nukes to the face?
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[WP] It Kurt Russell in some movie who said "War does not determine who is right, only who is left." thought the ice cream truck man, watching a rival truck invading his territory.
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[WP] They said there was no danger in locating the explosives factory next to the monkey sanctuary... but now we don't speak of the night the gibbons broke loose.
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[WP] You're an ordinary janitor most of the time, but sometimes you get a call from the local crime syndicate to show up and "clean" a crime scene before the police show up. You thought nothing could shock you anymore, but today's call is different.
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[WP] When humans first travel out into the universe we discover one alien race has been passing off our music as their own, for great profit. They frantically try to sue us as a cover up.
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