/u/Zeno_The_Alien's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Apocalypse has arrived. Jesus has come back, and he's on a brutal "rapture" spree, slaughtering people everywhere. The bright star of Satan descends and he appears at a UN press conference. He says, "before I fix this mess for you guys again, it's time you heard my side of the story..."
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[WP] They betrayed you. Threw you to the zombies. After being chewed on to death, you realize that you've become a ghost who can't rest until you avenge your own murder. Your zombie former self can somehow see you and follows you around, with a horde of other zombies in tow. This might just work...
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[WP] You're an actor and you just got the lead role in the next big blockbuster as a vampire hunter opposite Channing Tatum as the vampire. Problem is, you're really a vampire and you suspect Tatum is really a vampire hunter. Your phone rings. It's your assistant. "Mr Buscemi? We're ready for you".
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[WP] You have no idea how the plain black business card got in your coat pocket. Printed on one side is a phone number, the other side has the words, "FOR THE TREES". Out of curiosity, you dial the number. A digitally disguised voice answers. "How do you see the forest?", it asks.
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[WP] It's the year 2040, post nuclear war, ecological, and economic collapse. You are scavenging for supplies in a crumbling New Mexico ranch house, when you find a stack of old papers in a filing cabinet...
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[EU] Sam and Dean arrive at the cemetery to find it littered with body parts, headstones strewn with blood and guts. "Don't panic ladies, you're safe", the voice says as the figure steps out from the shadows. Shirtless, covered in blood and scars, appears a man with a chainsaw for a right hand.
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