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[WP] A race of mages has expanded across the stars to harvest mana by seeding worlds with life. They arrive at a new star then a bright glow envelopes them. What followed are metal obelisks with a humanoid yelling into the void: "That was your warning shot. We will not let you reach Earth."

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[WP] Humans enter the galactic stage bringing all of their weird and unusual traditions with them. Aliens now wonder if urinating into the rear support strut of their vehicle is the secret to humans succeeding in everything they do.

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[WP] Your boss in HR just told you that your company is forced to furlough a large chunk of its employees. It's your job to tell the immortal who's been with the company since the start that they needs to go.

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[WP] Aliens land on Earth and assume that self-driving cars are the planet's dominant species

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[WP] Humans are the only species that actively studies astronomy and cosmology. This fact baffles the rest of the galactic community.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A race of mages has expanded across the stars to harvest mana by seeding worlds with life. They arrive at a new star then a bright glow envelopes them. What followed are metal obelisks with a humanoid yelling into the void: "That was your warning shot. We will not let you reach Earth."	3851
[WP] Humans enter the galactic stage bringing all of their weird and unusual traditions with them. Aliens now wonder if urinating into the rear support strut of their vehicle is the secret to humans succeeding in everything they do.	15
[WP] Your boss in HR just told you that your company is forced to furlough a large chunk of its employees. It's your job to tell the immortal who's been with the company since the start that they needs to go.	12
[WP] Aliens land on Earth and assume that self-driving cars are the planet's dominant species	8
[WP] Humans are the only species that actively studies astronomy and cosmology. This fact baffles the rest of the galactic community.	8