/u/ZlayerGuy's posts
[WP] NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: Moon's haunted. NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *loads pistol and gets back on rocketship* Moon's haunted.
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[WP] In the case of accidental or premature death, upon entering Heaven the Guardian Angels and the souls who they were responsible for protecting are put on trial. God opens the file relating to your case his eyes widen and jaw drops and turns to the Angel. “Explain yourself” He says.
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[WP] You answer the call, “911 What’s your emergency?” There’s a brief period of silence...then...you hear several beeps. “Hello, what is your emergency?” you repeat. Another long pause followed by beeps. After a few more back and forths you realize the person is a mute and saying SOS in Morse code.
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[WP] You’re an interplanetary super villain who has come to destroy Earth! The catch: the things you consider destructive for your own planet are extremely beneficial to Earth and the citizens. The population of Earth is in a collective agreement to make sure you don’t find out and never leave.
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[WP] You're a "Dexter" style vigilante criminal defense lawyer who is extremely good at their job. You help the countries most evil criminals walk free, only to take justice into your own hands.
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[WP] All your skills and memories from your past life suddenly return to you. You were a highly trained secret agent backstabbed by your own organization. You feel the sudden urge to begin plotting your ultimate revenge. But first things first...Time to blow out the candles; its your 7th birthday.
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[WP] After the tragic death of your only daughter your life quickly enters a downward spiral in which you begin to experience psychosis. This causes you to begin lucid dreaming and you slowly begin to create “Fake Memories” and lose touch with reality.
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[WP]Mankind has been lied to.Humans DONT actually need to drink water in order to survive. H2O is actually a highly addictive and deadly chemical that once ingested for the first time will require a steady stream within hours before the first symptoms of withdrawal and impending death, thirst appear
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[WP] A story from the POV of two elite hitmen hired by the same bored multi-billionaire to take each other out, but they don't know the other person is also a hitman whose been hired to take the other out.
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