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[WP] People have been giving you funny looks all day. You couldn't tell why until you looked in the mirror. Something unspeakable is stuck in your teeth.
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[WP] "Isn't this a job to steal a catalytic converter?" "No, you misunderstood. We're stealing a cataclysmic converter."
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[WP] You're a mighty hero and have decided to call an early retirement to focus on raising your family, but you still feel compelled to help people so long as you're strong enough to do so. The realization hits you: "I need to become weaker."
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[WP] You occasionally have prophetic dreams, but they're indistinguishable from regular dreams. It can get pretty awkward telling people that they may or may not be in very specific danger.
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