/u/Zyron08's posts
[WP] Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they'll die.
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[WP] You come from a family of heroes. Your 3 brothers are all powerful, but you rarely see them since they're always busy 'saving the city'. You become a villain, thinking this way you can see your brothers more. Turns out, you're better at it than you thought. Family dinners are now very funny.
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[WP] You wake up one morning and find that everyone in your house is still asleep, and won't wake up. Only it's not just your house; it's the whole world. You decide to go on Reddit and see if anyone else knows what's happening. You find one new post, titled "Anyone else awake?" It has 3 comments.
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[WP] Out of all possible familiars, you have a human. They are supposed to be war beings of great power, but yours just makes sarcastic remarks and pranks people.
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[WP] You've survived the apocalypse, but quickly realize you're still wearing braces. You travel the world to find an orthodontist who will remove your braces. As you travel the world, you unwittingly save it.
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[WP] The Chief of Police is married to a mob boss, and they have to keep 'just failing' to catch each other. When one of them accidentally shoots the other, it's followed by "Oh I'm never going to hear the end of this."
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[WP] You decide to look your name up on the internet. You find a few links with your name pretty quickly, and you click on some of them. They're all obituaries, describing your life in detail. The newest one? Dated tomorrow.
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[WP] "Look, if it's my destiny to save the world, that means it's going to happen no matter how little effort I put into it. And right now, my effort is going into this potluck dinner. So get out."
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[WP] Three different people talk about 'taking out' someone/thing. One is talking about food, another dating, and a third, murder. None of them realize any of the others are talking about something different.
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