/u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You spill some food on the floor and don’t realize it. A couple days later, a group of women show up at your door. More begin arriving throughout the day, wanting to hug you, sitting on your couch, etc. Instead of ants, you’ve attracted hundreds of aunts.
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[WP] Aliens have just landed, and as one of them sprints out of the spaceship, it grabs the nearest human and asks “why out of all the 683 billion inhabitable planets would you choose THIS one?!”
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[WP] Aliens invade Earth, their laser weapons cut through steel and concrete like butter, but a homeless man living in a cardboard box discovers their lasers can’t penetrate. Car windows don’t break. Our weakest materials suddenly become our strongest.
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[WP] You’re 30, and your entire life, you’ve discovered that despite your horrible diet, you look and feel better than ever, and are in excellent shape. Your doctors are baffled and amazed. The more calories you guzzle, the healthier you become.
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[WP] You finally get a chance to meet your favorite celebrity, but when you meet them, they instantly become star-struck over you instead.
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[WP] At age 18, everyone gets an actual Get Out of Jail Free card, allowing them to commit one crime in their life with no legal consequences. You’re 92 and finally decide to use yours.
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