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[WP] The summoning has worked!!! Your people will survive the orcish onslaught. But.... you have two problems- you don't know what plane this "Deutsche Afrika Korps" comes from, and you don't like the way they're grinning.

133 upvotes

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[WP] You think your job is hard? Try running the only 7-11 in Mordor.

89 upvotes

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[WP] The post-apocalyptic world wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the sentient trash pandas. They’ve all seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” and they all think they’re Rocket.

68 upvotes

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[WP] “It’s not a phase dad!!! I’m an accountant, not a warlock!!!”

53 upvotes

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[WP] You don’t know if he’s a warlock, a necromancer, or a sorcerer but you know one thing- without a doubt your father is NOT the insurance adjuster he claims to be.

40 upvotes

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[WP] Two intelligent races meet for the first time. Neither is human.

35 upvotes

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[WP] Everybody knows magic rings try to twist the wearer to their own ends. You’re the first adventurer to find out magic swords do the same.

31 upvotes

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[WP] They pay you $20 a month and all the whiskey you can drink to be sheriff and by god you’re going to earn it.

27 upvotes

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[WP] "It's not a glamorous job, but it's a steady job. A three-headed dog eats a lot of protein, 'ya know?"

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[WP] Being a cop was easier before magic came back into the world.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The summoning has worked!!! Your people will survive the orcish onslaught. But.... you have two problems- you don't know what plane this "Deutsche Afrika Korps" comes from, and you don't like the way they're grinning.	133
[WP] You think your job is hard? Try running the only 7-11 in Mordor.	89
[WP] The post-apocalyptic world wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the sentient trash pandas. They’ve all seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” and they all think they’re Rocket.	68
[WP] “It’s not a phase dad!!! I’m an accountant, not a warlock!!!”	53
[WP] You don’t know if he’s a warlock, a necromancer, or a sorcerer but you know one thing- without a doubt your father is NOT the insurance adjuster he claims to be.	40
[WP] Two intelligent races meet for the first time. Neither is human.	35
[WP] Everybody knows magic rings try to twist the wearer to their own ends. You’re the first adventurer to find out magic swords do the same.	31
[WP] They pay you $20 a month and all the whiskey you can drink to be sheriff and by god you’re going to earn it.	27
[WP] "It's not a glamorous job, but it's a steady job. A three-headed dog eats a lot of protein, 'ya know?"	26
[WP] Being a cop was easier before magic came back into the world.	23