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[WP] You missed the lecture portion of "Adventuring 101" where it said not to capture baby dragons. Now you have a hungry hatchling and you're running out of cows....

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[WP] “That’s no moon.”

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[WP] Buying an old warship and converting it to a yacht seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[WP] The rapid crack of light machine guns... the freight train roar of outgoing artillery... the hissing thump of fireballs... war is hell, but every fire team needs a mage.

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[WP] It turns out that orcs aren't bad guys. You definitely want them around when serving a no-knock search warrant in the fairy ghetto.

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[WP] You're not sure how, but you've discovered that your efforts in the kitchen make literal magic. You are the world's first breadomancer.

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[WP] Your grandfather was the sonar operator on a Gato class sub. You just found his hidden wartime diaries and now you KNOW the government lied.

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[WP] You’ve been many things- soldier, businessman, hobo- but after the alien abduction you can add “spaceship hot-rodder” to the list.

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[WP] “Listen, Bob... it’s not easy being a Paladin.”

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[WP] You’re not sure if it’s the long hours in the saddle or something else, but you no longer completely trust your horse.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You missed the lecture portion of "Adventuring 101" where it said not to capture baby dragons. Now you have a hungry hatchling and you're running out of cows....	13
[WP] “That’s no moon.”	12
[WP] Buying an old warship and converting it to a yacht seemed like a good idea at the time.	11
[WP] The rapid crack of light machine guns... the freight train roar of outgoing artillery... the hissing thump of fireballs... war is hell, but every fire team needs a mage.	10
[WP] It turns out that orcs aren't bad guys. You definitely want them around when serving a no-knock search warrant in the fairy ghetto.	10
[WP] You're not sure how, but you've discovered that your efforts in the kitchen make literal magic. You are the world's first breadomancer.	10
[WP] Your grandfather was the sonar operator on a Gato class sub. You just found his hidden wartime diaries and now you KNOW the government lied.	9
[WP] You’ve been many things- soldier, businessman, hobo- but after the alien abduction you can add “spaceship hot-rodder” to the list.	9
[WP] “Listen, Bob... it’s not easy being a Paladin.”	9
[WP] You’re not sure if it’s the long hours in the saddle or something else, but you no longer completely trust your horse.	9