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[WP] Tell me a story about the war between the cyborgs and the wizards.

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[WP] There you were- surrounded by 1000 screaming natives equipped with nothing more than a loincloth, a fanny pack, and your pocket knife. At least you got a great bar story out of it.

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[WP] Getting drunk right before your first combat drop wasn’t the best idea you’ve ever had. Turns out it wasn’t the worst one either.

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[WP] As the wind keens through the rigging and cannon balls whicker by you hear the captain bellow “Bring me my red pants!!!”

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[WP] Being the only practicing OB/GYN in middle earth is tough, but it’s not all bad.

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[WP] The grizzled mercenary comes home from the wars... only to realize the beautiful home he left is a ratty little dictatorship no different from the hundreds he’s fought through.

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[WP] You just realized two things: You’re the first person of royal blood to hold Excalibur in 1000 years AND magic swords are... complicated.

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[WP] You are going to pursue your dream of becoming the worlds first half-orc ballerina... even if it kills someone.

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[WP] You don’t wonder where all the hybrid species come from- you’re the bartender at the hottest singles bar in Lankhmar.

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[WP] When you fell through the portal to.... here.... you didn’t know that the most useful thing you brought was your ability to play baseball.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Tell me a story about the war between the cyborgs and the wizards.	3
[WP] There you were- surrounded by 1000 screaming natives equipped with nothing more than a loincloth, a fanny pack, and your pocket knife. At least you got a great bar story out of it.	3
[WP] Getting drunk right before your first combat drop wasn’t the best idea you’ve ever had. Turns out it wasn’t the worst one either.	3
[WP] As the wind keens through the rigging and cannon balls whicker by you hear the captain bellow “Bring me my red pants!!!”	3
[WP] Being the only practicing OB/GYN in middle earth is tough, but it’s not all bad.	3
[WP] The grizzled mercenary comes home from the wars... only to realize the beautiful home he left is a ratty little dictatorship no different from the hundreds he’s fought through.	3
[WP] You just realized two things: You’re the first person of royal blood to hold Excalibur in 1000 years AND magic swords are... complicated.	3
[WP] You are going to pursue your dream of becoming the worlds first half-orc ballerina... even if it kills someone.	3
[WP] You don’t wonder where all the hybrid species come from- you’re the bartender at the hottest singles bar in Lankhmar.	3
[WP] When you fell through the portal to.... here.... you didn’t know that the most useful thing you brought was your ability to play baseball.	3