/u/_Warbreaker_'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Time travelers have become such a nuisance that governments have begun recording fake historical events that lead time travelers to areas where they can be arrested. You're a bartender at one of these artificial towns, trying to determine if the customer in front of you is from the future.
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[WP] On your deathbed you reveal the secret you've carried with you your entire life, only to promptly recover and have to deal with the consequences.
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[WP]Kevin Hill is a 38 yo male admitted on 2/03 for grandiose delusions and an "aura of divinity" Patient claims he recently became aware he's the destined savior of humanity and can "alter minds at range." On exam Kevin is...dignified, attractive, and clearly correct. All hail Kevin, the Chosen One
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[WP] "God only takes those he needs." Well, over the last three days 90% of the world's nuclear physicists, rocket scientists, and army generals have died of natural causes. War has broken out in heaven, and it's not being fought with sticks and stones.
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[WP] Having monitored Earth's broadcasts, the alien fleet's main concern are these "Avengers" who appear to have a consistent record of fighting off alien invasions. Faced with annihilation, Earth's last hope is to dress up some actors in costume and try bluffing our way out of this...
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[WP] On day 1, your favorite food became supernaturally popular. Celebrities talked about it and restaurants began serving nothing else. On day 2, crowds began to paint public spaces your favorite color. It’s now day 6 since your wish came true- the world is finally starting to see things “your way"
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[WP] The world runs on a reincarnation system, but you only unlock your memories when you meet someone who was important to you in a previous life.
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[WP] The Internet gained sentience back in 2005. The world is unaware. You know, of course- after all, you've been dating the Internet for the past three years.
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[WP] The message appeared suddenly on every phone in the world. It was also visible in the clouds, in flocks of birds, and the bottom of tea kettles. "THE SALEM WITCH TRIAL HAS ENDED. THE PRO VERSION IS NOW AVAILABLE. PLEAE PRACTICE MAGIC RESPONSIBLY"
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