/u/_halalkitty's posts
[WP] In a future where A.I.'s mastered how to write and publish bestseller novels, thereby monopolizing the industry, you are a human who just published a novel that is unremarkable to humans, but hugely popular among the A.I.'s.
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[WP] The afterlife consists of eternal fields of green with resources to spare. Because the fields are eternal, people find themselves wandering them all alone. You are hired to kill people in groups, so that they can start colonies in the afterlife. To build a colony, you need skilled workers.
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[WP] You are the Chosen One. According to prophecy, you have been trained and groomed to lead the last battle against the Darkness and claim the throne. The day of the battle, you overslept and weren’t found. But the people managed perfectly without you.
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[WP] In a world with very limited resources, dying at 55 has become a civic duty. Executions are celebrated like graduations and have become an integral part of adult life. You’ve been planning your own execution for a long time.
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[WP] Our world is a sophisticated civilization game you intermittently play. In light of the upcoming “Calamities”-update, you load the game up again. Recent patches have unfavorably affected the meticulously crafted civilization of your save file. You turn to microtransactions to make some changes.
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[WP] You’re a toddler in daycare suddenly remembering a past life as a serial killer that died in prison. Another toddler just stole your favorite toy. This time you’re not getting caught.
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[WP] planet Earth had first contact with extraterrestrial life forms and successfully joined the Galactic Federation. The same year, Santa Claus gets a whole lot more letters delivered to the North Pole.
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[WP] You’re an extraterrestrial life form that works for what is essentially an intergalactic towing company. While towing an empty vessel, your own ship malfunctions. Now both ships are stranded in Earth’s planetary orbit. First contact.
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[WP] You have chronic digestive issues and get sudden stomach aches with an urge to poo, but there's never any diarrhea. No diagnosis yet. This time you hurry to the restroom, you sit on the toilet and suddenly hear a voice coming out of the toilet bowl: "I have finally mastered your language".
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