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[WP] As the aliens fire up their weapons to destroy humanity, their captain comes down and says to you, “We need to see if this species is intelligent, answer right and we will save you. What is 8 x 7?” You let out a sigh of relief, but panic upon realizing you have no phone or calculator.

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[WP] You hand your grinning and hungry son a freshly cooked grilled cheese sandwich. To your horror, he casually takes out a knife, cuts open his stomach, puts in the sandwich, and magically mends the cut. “Yum!” He says, as you look on in horror.

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[WP] As the aliens fire up their weapons to destroy humanity, their captain comes down and says to you, “We need to see if this species is intelligent, answer right and we will save you. What is 8 x 7?” You let out a sigh of relief, but panic upon realizing you have no phone or calculator.	38
[WP] You hand your grinning and hungry son a freshly cooked grilled cheese sandwich. To your horror, he casually takes out a knife, cuts open his stomach, puts in the sandwich, and magically mends the cut. “Yum!” He says, as you look on in horror.	3