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[WP] As a joke, God puts random, meaningless numbers above everyone's head.

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[WP] It's not actually possible to get "blackout" drunk. In fact, drinking too much alcohol opens the human mind to the incomprehensible eldritch knowledge that actually governs the universe, which the human mind has no ability to process or remember.

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[WP] You've decided to major in superheroism while minoring in supervillainy.

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[WP] To join the Galactic Union, a species must, among other things, have at least one language wherein every word has exactly one meaning and one pronunciation (for ease of universal translation). This presents a bit of a roadblock for humanity.

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[WP] You're a ruthless assassin. Your main weapon: Rube Goldberg machines.

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[WP] Compared to most celestial bodies on which intelligent life has evolved, the place humans call "earth" has incredibly high gravity.

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[WP] As it turns out, all your neighbors are either angels or demons attempting to lead you to Heaven or Hell, respectively. You've been an especially tough customer.

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[WP] Humans continue to be sent to Hell even long after the demons within it went extinct.

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[WP] Humans encounter another sapient species for the first time. Trouble is, neither side can figure out how to communicate with one another.

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[WP] Through a comical and colossal clerical blunder, Satan will be handing out presents on December 25th, while Santa rules hell during the same day.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] As a joke, God puts random, meaningless numbers above everyone's head.	931	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's not actually possible to get "blackout" drunk. In fact, drinking too much alcohol opens the human mind to the incomprehensible eldritch knowledge that actually governs the universe, which the human mind has no ability to process or remember.	815	WritingPrompts
[WP] You've decided to major in superheroism while minoring in supervillainy.	230	WritingPrompts
[WP] To join the Galactic Union, a species must, among other things, have at least one language wherein every word has exactly one meaning and one pronunciation (for ease of universal translation). This presents a bit of a roadblock for humanity.	127	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're a ruthless assassin. Your main weapon: Rube Goldberg machines.	90	WritingPrompts
[WP] Compared to most celestial bodies on which intelligent life has evolved, the place humans call "earth" has incredibly high gravity.	81	WritingPrompts
[WP] As it turns out, all your neighbors are either angels or demons attempting to lead you to Heaven or Hell, respectively. You've been an especially tough customer.	63	WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans continue to be sent to Hell even long after the demons within it went extinct.	54	WritingPrompts
[WP] Humans encounter another sapient species for the first time. Trouble is, neither side can figure out how to communicate with one another.	38	WritingPrompts
[WP] Through a comical and colossal clerical blunder, Satan will be handing out presents on December 25th, while Santa rules hell during the same day.	35	WritingPrompts