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[WP]: Men don’t live past 40. They just don’t. Your 41st birthday is approaching.

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[WP]: Your doorbell rings. At the door is a middle-aged japanese man in a studded leather jacket. He says something in japanese as he hands you something. Subtitles appear between you. "Don't you fuck this up." He turns around and leaves. What he handed you is a live baby crocodile.

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[WP]: "Rest In Peace" isn't just a request, it's the instructions for your handling in afterlife. Having the words omitted from your tombstone, you find yourself being drafted. Again.

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[WP]: You never wanted to be a folk hero. You just wanted to be an honest criminal. But these damn people keep finding you.

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[WP]: Precisely 10 years ago people stopped being born. People stopped ageing. People stopped dying. You manage.

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[WP]: Click the "random" button twice. Write a scene somehow involving both of the two subreddits you get

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[WP]: Stuck within a cliché written by an angsty 13-year-old, you rule by experience

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[WP]: Homeopathy DOES work... But only on you.

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[WP]: The representatives of four different genres of comedy (slapstick, black comedy, etc) are forced to work together to solve a problem

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[WP]: You have a demonic parasite who feeds on your emotions. You also have depression. The demon is determined to find a way to cheer you up because your thoughts aren't tasty anymore.

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[WP]: Men don’t live past 40. They just don’t. Your 41st birthday is approaching.	5
[WP]: Your doorbell rings. At the door is a middle-aged japanese man in a studded leather jacket. He says something in japanese as he hands you something. Subtitles appear between you. "Don't you fuck this up." He turns around and leaves. What he handed you is a live baby crocodile.	5
[WP]: "Rest In Peace" isn't just a request, it's the instructions for your handling in afterlife. Having the words omitted from your tombstone, you find yourself being drafted. Again.	5
[WP]: You never wanted to be a folk hero. You just wanted to be an honest criminal. But these damn people keep finding you.	5
[WP]: Precisely 10 years ago people stopped being born. People stopped ageing. People stopped dying. You manage.	5
[WP]: Click the "random" button twice. Write a scene somehow involving both of the two subreddits you get	5
[WP]: Stuck within a cliché written by an angsty 13-year-old, you rule by experience	5
[WP]: Homeopathy DOES work... But only on you.	5
[WP]: The representatives of four different genres of comedy (slapstick, black comedy, etc) are forced to work together to solve a problem	5
[WP]: You have a demonic parasite who feeds on your emotions. You also have depression. The demon is determined to find a way to cheer you up because your thoughts aren't tasty anymore.	5