/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: "Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. You believe in a LOT of stupid, ridiculous things. But it's ncie knowing I'm one of them."
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[WP]: Once the tea shop incident was done and over with, the evidence was destroyed and a new rule was added: "Wearing a live animal as headdress is forbidden in any and all situations."
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[WP]: It's dark outside. You hear a thud at your door. It's the mothman. He is transfixed by your porch light.
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[WP]: Somehow, the fact that your new companion's full, entire name is Human is the least suspicious thing about her.
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[WP]: There's a man sleeping curled up on your porch. He is wearing an old jacket with one sleeve torn off, and something written on his forearm in old, deep scars. "THIEF"
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[WP]: You wake up, and the world is in chaos. Every time someone tells a lie, their pants spontaneously catch on fire.
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[WP]: when it came to determining which plants were poisonous and which odd animals and substances were edible, there were two most common methods in early human cultures: experiment as death penalty, and double-dog-dares.
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