/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: "Well, before you kill me... Do you have ANY idea about the lengths that humans will go to in order to save a human life? Or avenge one?"
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[WP]: You took over the world by being the first person to perfectly and efficiently weaponise one of the world's most powerful natural energy source: The outrage of facebook moms
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[WP]: Being filthy rich, you're certain that money can't buy happiness. Drunkenly striking up a conversation with a waitress, the two of you make a bet: You'll fund her attempt to prove you wrong.
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[WP]: Summonning a supernatural entity and then running before it manifests becomes the new teenager craze. All the cool kids are ding-dong ditching demons.
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[WP]: Florida declares war on Australia. Yes, only Florida. The rest of the United States isn't entirely sure what to do about it.
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[WP]: You are perfectly aware that your children only wanted to start "a family restaurant" as a money-laundering scheme for the organised crime family they have founded. However, you still simply deeply love your children, your damn good cooking and your beloved customers.
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[WP]: A mysterious flask has appeared in your house. Pouring some of the liquid on your cat by an accident, she turns into a tiger. Pouring some on your phone on purpose, it turns into a sword. Curious, you take a sip.
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[WP]: Your boss' 6-year-old daughter wanders off during take you daughter to work -day. You start showing her what you're working on. This is the most fun you've ever had while working for a supervillain.
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