/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Being the only human on the ship, your medical records state you to be ”at risk:loneliness”, detrimental to human health. Treatments of human loneliness include ”apply canine companion”. As a medical necessity, you have just been prescribed a puppy.
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[WP]: You are the only mundane supporting side character in a boarding school for heroes, rebels, subjects of major prophesies and various other protagonists
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[WP]: Rapid weight loss. Ghastly white complexion. Feathers in the showerdrain. The symptoms which started so small can no longer be ignored - you are turning into a seagull.
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[WP]: You see a figure floating slowly towards you through the heavy fog. At first you think it's a cow or a horse, but it keeps approaching and getting bigger. A whale floats past you, swimming gracefully through the air.
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[WP]: While the hero is unstoppable in his armour, he is a fairly ordinary human being outside of it. Many villains have attempted to steal the armour or strip him of it, while you seem to be the only one to reach the easiest conclusion: Just get him too fat to fit in it.
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[WP]: Two people have been sending each other floral arrangements, having a long conversation in the language of flowers. However, the flowers mean different things in their respective cultures, and when they finally meet, the two have completely different ideas of the nature of their meeting.
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[WP]: You work in the botany section of the Bureau of the Management of the Abnormal. Most of your days are pretty calm and relaxing. Unfortunately, today is one of those days when some bastard gets himself pricked by the were-cactus.
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[WP]: When you die, every pet you've ever had is waiting for you on the other side, so happy that you are finally home.
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[WP]: Your first book became a massive global success, and the series gets turned into a massively disappointing TV show. You can't break the contract but to spite them, you start making the plot increasingly difficult and expensive to filmatize. Write a random excerpt from the 12th book.
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