/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: And suddenly, wielding a toothpick like a spear, holding a grape under one arm, my tiny enemy confronted me.
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[WP]: Fascinatingly enough, you actually have a very respectable, sane and rational reason as to why you were found downtown at 3 AM, dressed in nothing but a damp towel, chasing pigeons armed with a broken umbrella.
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[WP]: "Okay... Guess what has opposable thumbs, figured out nuclear weapons before space travel, and are currently building a big colony at the back of our ship?"
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[WP]: And like all other people at all other times, they named their children after the most beautiful things they knew. Water. Sunlight. Safe zone. Uncontaminated.
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[WP]: You are the most dangerous man on the continent. Your enemies plan to kidnap the love of your life, to have a hostage to negotiate over. Unfortunately, your lover is the second most dangerous man on the continent.
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[WP]: At last, the first human being sets a foot on a new habitable planet - only to discover that vikings got there first.
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[WP]: The principal of your daughter's school calls you. Your daughter has founded her own religion. Her followers are starting to get out of hand.
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