/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: The entire court is conspiring to assassinate the king. Not because he’s a bad ruler or anything. He’s just really, really annoying.
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[WP]: At one point in their lives, everyone gets stuck in their own "groundhog day", re-living the same day over and over until they learn something. Everyone knows it, and everyone can tell when someone has passed theirs.
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[WP]: Nobody knew where he had come from. Nobody knew where he went. But for a full year, they all lived fearing the name of Cotton-Eye Joe.
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[WP]: He lowered his gun, confused. ”You know, I know it’s rich, hearing this from a guy trying to mug you, but you really need to get your shit together.
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[WP]: 30 years ago, a thin and ragged stranger appeared in your village, walked into a random house and sat down. Over the years he learned the language and settled in, but never told of his past or where he had come. Today, someone recognises him.
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[WP]: You live in a world of high fantasy and magic. You wouldn't mind it as much if it weren't for all the travelling bands of heroes, plucky teenage protagonists and those conspiring to overthrow the king didn't all insist having their meetings in your coffee shop.
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[WP]: Something stings at your thigh. It's an arrow aimed to destroy you, apparently made out of a toothpick. "I am fated to destroy you, monster!" a tiny hero screams. You would rather make some peaceful way to end this.
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[WP]: The god of War is not a massive, bloodthirsty beast of a man wielding a massive weapon, but a very calm and calculative business man in a pinstripe suit.
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