/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Extraterressial life DOES exist, and they have received and interpreted every single message humanity has sent to space. However, they regard them roughly in the same sense as annoying drunk texts.
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[WP]: The tradition is simple. People propose by giving their loved one a rose, and once a rose has been given, the proposed will have to either marry or murder the giver. A man gave you a rose ten years ago. You haven't decided yet.
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[WP]: Your grandmother always talked about "the man upstairs", but you never thought she was being literal. Not until he showed up to her funeral.
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[WP]: "Not until your descendants fly", "not until a man kills a disease", "not until we step on the moon". Many blessings and cuses that were intended to never, ever end are becoming undone due to the advancements of modern science.
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[WP]: The new kid on the block is eerily identical to a childhood friend you remember once having. Like your mother back then, you find yourself reluctant to let your kid play with him.
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[WP]: Nursery rhymes in Estonian. How to cheat at most card games. The door code to an apartment building you have never lived in. Lately, you've been remembering a whole lot of stuff you have no reason to know in the first place.
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[WP]: it's illegal to capture wild humans into domestic possession, as they are undomesticated and not fit to be kept as pets. Your abductors do not care.
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[WP]: Your attempt to be romantic by lighting candles and spreading rose petals goes awry as you accidentally summon a demon
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