/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Your son's solution to every problem was to fake his own death. Broke a vase? Fake death. Failed a class? Fake death. Moving out to college, he mysteriously disappeared. 20 years later, you get letter in familiar handwriting. "Mom? Please don't get mad, but I REALLY need your help..."
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[WP]: Tooth fairies are actually the timid juvenile form of a larger and more hostile species: the bone fairies
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[WP]: The most sought woman in the town has announced that she will marry whoever can open her door with the key around her cats neck. Many have tried to catch, trap and hunt down the cat, who always escapes. You are the first to figure out they've all been doing this all wrong.
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[WP]: Immortal vampires don’t fall in love with teenage girls. Vampires fall for cynical middle-aged women who have been through enough not to be impressed by anything, because honestly, that’s refreshing.
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[WP]: Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave, Serene, Deeply Caring, Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter, Bites People.
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[WP]: As a completely average person in 2017, getting 500 years into the future you find fourself beign regarded as a strange relic, a noble savage from a less civilised age
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[WP]: your seventh son is fated to murder you. You laugh until you remember you used to donate sperm.
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[WP]: A 92-year-old woman's phone number is one digit away from that of a local suicide hotline. She could have it changed, but she doesn't mind.
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[WP]: Two characters with no common language are forced into an arranged marriage. Due to the language barrier, they have vastly different ideas of the nature of the situation.
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