/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: You remove the hideous ceramic garden gnomes from your grandmother's garden. It turns out they were there for a reason.
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[WP]: One, and the afternoon passes easier. Two, and you are infinitely wise. Four, and the Gods speak to you. You just had seven.
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[WP]: The villains manage to break through the fabric of reality... Into the next book on the shelf.
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[WP]: An intangible entity floats around your apartment, passing through the walls, furniture and you. It removes the stains from your wallpaper, the scars of your body, the dead leaves from your houseplants and... The pineapple from your pizza. Insulted and disgusted, you vow to destroy it.
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[WP]: A prism breaks natural light into various colours, but that's only a LIGHT prism. You are thrown through a human prism. Stunned, your ingredients stare at each other.
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[WP]: You were helped by humans once. The good, kind humans, who do that kind of thing for no reason. Many humans are hurtful and bad, and it is wise to avoid them, but not all. Now, your friend has her head stuck into a jar. There are no options. She must approach the humans.
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[WP]: Australia was England's prison colony. Tasmania was Australia's prison colony. The first colonisers of Mars will be chosen from a very particular type of people.
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[WP]: All drugs have been legalised, but the only way to get them is through a company notorious for the awful customer service.
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