/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Two feuding families have been fighting over the same fishing boat, both repairing it and stealing it back and forth for generations, both insisting their family were the original owners.
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[EU] You don't know how this collie figured out your deeply guarded secret - that you can speak to animals, but she knows you understand her, so YOU are the one she comes to about every damn kid stuck in a well.
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[WP]: "So you are saying she regained consciousness, immediately determined the toaster as her natural enemy, neutralised it, and went back to bed, all within the span of less than two minutes?"
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[CW]: A sudden stroke of clarivoyance has left you with the absolute knowledge that you will - by some coincidence or another - somehow go down in history as one of the Great Writer of your era. Write something purely to screw with the future historians trying to interpret your great wisdom.
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[WP]: First, they sent English prisoners to habitate Australia. A couple of centuries later, they send Australian prison population to terraform Mars. Once a habitable planet is discovered outside of the solar system, a very particular, very hardy, and very, very odd breed of human has been born.
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[WP]: Every evening, you take a remarkable amount of alcohol with you and descend to the cellar, not to come out until the next morning without them. Everyone thinks they know what you’re doing down there. They don’t.
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[WP]: WW3 destroyed nearly everything. At 60, you are now the oldest person in the known world - which covers roughly two colonies, possibly a third - the young of your tribe gather to you to hear stories of the Time Before. Unfortunately, you have a shit memory.
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[WP]: "What I want all of you to know is that what we are taking down today isn't just some mindless killing machine. It's a mother doing all that she can to protect her babies."
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