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[WP]: Humans take delight in scratching, petting and cuddling any creature that allows it. Surprisingly, the universe is full of creatures who would enjoy being petted.
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[WP]: We are what we do repeatedly, not what we do once. You paint one painting, you are not a painter. You compose one sonnet, you are not a composer. But accidentally kill JUST ONE unicorn...
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[WP]: Five ragged strangers appear at your door, bringing a letter from an old friend of yours. It contains only two sentences. "YOU OWE ME. Help them."
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[WP]: Somehow, technology, science, arts or even fashion have not progressed at all for the past thousand years. After a long meditation, the wisest of the land come to a grim conclusion: this is one of those shitty fantasy book prologues.
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[WP]: A stranger appears from the wilderness, calling himself an explorer. He hires you to be his guide, and as you realise that he'll take whatever you say for the absolute truth, the urge to prank him becomes too strong.
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[WP]: 50 years into your happy marriage to your perfect, immortal spouse you discover that elves regard humans much the same way as humans view dogs
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[WP]: The most annoying man in the world meets the most annoying woman in the world. It’s love at first sight.
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[WP]: You are a teacher. One student in particular keeps finding new creative ways to do the assignments in a way opposite of what you intended, but still technically speaking not WRONG. You know you should be failing them, but it's too fascinating.
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