/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Cowboy boots, and you suddenly know how to ride a horse like no other. Trainers, and you run faster than anyone. Whatever shoes you are wearing, you gain their skill.
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[WP]: ”It’s like the circus, or any other art. Many try it, because they think it will be fun. Most leave when they learn it is not. Those who stay are the ones who have nowhere else to go.”
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[WP]: Coming from a long family line of short-lived rampant alcoholics, ”natural selection” of sorts has given you a remarkable tolerance of alcohol. When the brain-controlling fungus destroyed the world, you were one of the few immune. After all, alcohol too is a fungal poison.
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[WP]: You give him the money and the man pulls out the bottle. It was only then you realised your mistake: He hadn't said "gin", he said "djinn", and you are in way over your head.
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[WP]: As you finally get the glasses you spent the most of your life unaware you needed, you realise certain things and people didn't stop being blurry.
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[WP]: "Okay on your row we have Trapper, Biter, Bitter Jonah, Strangler-Scoot, Vicious Gregg and Daisy. Whatever you do, do not turn your back on Daisy."
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[WP]: You live in a post-apocalyptic world where every member of the community must pull their weight. The most valuable member of your party can't work, fight, see or walk without aid.
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[WP]: Finding a stack of assorted receipts, notes, manuscripts and notepads that you can't account for, you come to learn that your dog has been living a double life.
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[WP]: You were sent to end a villain's bloodline. Having killed him, you find a toddler hiding behind his throne.
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[WP]: As you rent an apartment, your new landlady lists you the things you’re not allowed, wich are the standard, no smoking indoors, no noise at quiet hours, etc. And no whistling at any time. Today, two years later, you forgot the rule and whistled a tune. You hear rumbling.
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