/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: "When a human says 'hold my beer', that's a warning. That's when you run. ESPECIALLY if the said human is not currently holding a beverage."
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[WP]: Everybody in the mob has a job to do, nobody eats for free. Except for you. The boss keeps you around because he thinks you’re funny. Essentially, you are a court jester.
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[WP]: There's a demon an an angel on your shoulders to advise you. One of them sees the worst possible outcome of everything, one of them the best one. The devil is the optimist.
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[WP]: Faith magic is real. Things have power if you believe they do, and the most powerful things are the things most people believe in. Your dog, fortunately enough, believes in your power to do anything.
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[WP]: You, a historian, find something odd in your records. The same face, accompanied with variations of the same name, keeps emerging in paintings, drawings, woodcarvings and documents, from a span of several centuries. It looks suspiciously like your assistant.
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[WP]: You are known as a stern, strict god whose followers must follow many strange, inconvenient and sometimes impossible rules. To manage, they have become very good at coming up with loopholes, following the letter of the law. Secretly a trickster god, you are proud of them.
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