/u/agreaterfooltool's posts
[WP] “For the last time! We don’t care if a dictator is ruling our country. He has done a better job of fixing the country than all of the previous presidents combined!”
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[WP] You’re friend has the superpower of making everything he says true. Unfortunately for you, and the rest of the human race, your friend has a speech impediment.
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[WP] In the local animal shelter, all of the cages containing rabid dogs were opened, and the dogs mauled everyone they saw. A detective at the shelter is investigating the the cages and deduces that they were opened from the outside. The detective then wonders “who let the dogs out?”
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[WP] dreaming is an extreme taboo in the galaxy, and humanity is getting a lot of flack for it. So imagine the aliens’ reaction when they found out there were lucid dreamers on earth.
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[WP] What separates humans from aliens is not their strength, speed, or intellect. Instead, it’s their intuition, ingenuity, and creativity.
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[WP] “And now, for the reveal of our long awaited mystery chess champion! A… fish wearing suit that says stoc-” “Hello, my name is StockFish and I believe i’m going up against Magnus Carlsen”
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[WP] You made a deal with the devil. every-time you die, your soul takes over the body of a sentient being. So when you got transferred into the body of the first sentient robot, you naturally got shocked.
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[WP] The heroes are not heroes at all, They’re just really good at misdirecting the public. You are the only person who knows this and has enough power to stop them. Unfortunately no matter how hard you try, you can’t convince the public otherwise despite the mountain of evidence against the heroes.
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