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[WP] “There you are! Took you some time here to get here, i bet your predators made you late.” The owl-like alien exclaimed. The ambassador of humanity looked confused “…What predators?” He asked. “Your species doesn’t have predators?”
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[WP] The ambassador of humanity explained “As you can see on the picture here, earth is quite peaceful.” And almost immediately, every alien ambassador flinched back in fear. “…Whats the problem? There are only trees in this picture.” He asked. “They ARE the problem!”
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[WP] Ever since you were born, time-travelers have been trying to assassinate you. But one day you overhear one of your assassins and what he says about future-you horrifies you.
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[WP] Jesus Christ comes back to life today. Everyone has been awaiting his arrival and nearly all important/popular figures greet him. The pope himself goes first, welcoming him with open arms. Jesus slaps him right in the face.
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[WP] The souls of Earth’s evilest men gather in a room. Villains, Demons, and Bob the cashier working at the local 7/11.
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[WP] Insects on earth are just a mild annoyance and nothing more. Insects on other alien planets are considered to be the greatest threat to the galaxy.
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[WP] Tired of following stereotypical supervillain clichés like monologue, telling the hero the plan, and having an awful sidekick. You finally kill the hero through sensible means. You are now in court for breaking the laws of supervillany.
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[WP] A device has been invented that can predict the three most-likely job positions a young person will have in the future with incredible accuracy. You got plumber, doctor, and dictator.
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Why is Spain such a big place for Christianity now despite the fact it was held by muslims for nearly 800 years?
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