/u/agreaterfooltool's posts
[WP] “We can’t go to war with the humans! They the have the most dangerous weapon yet, hell they drink the stuff!”
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[WP] When you became tired during a party, you decided go outside to have a simple smoke. As soon as you get there, you hear someone saying “You see, this was his first and last mistake. He is focused on the cigarette rather than the killer that’s right behind him.”
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[WP] Earth is the planet with the most aliens tourist because it has the most diverse organisms in the whole galaxy, so aliens went mad as soon as they heard humans were destroying their own planet.
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[WP] A lot of people have found their utopia in the matrix. So when “the hero” starts to wake them up, they naturally get pissed
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[WP] Earth was made up of several squabbling nations that couldn’t get anything done on a planetary level, and so the galaxy brushed them off as a ‘disunited failed state’. The last thing anyone expected was for the nations to start colonizing most of the galaxy.
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[EU] While testing SCP-096, he breaches containment and kills one of your assistants. When you accidentally looked at his face… nothing happens.
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[WP] Everyone always wonders how your city is the only supervillain-proof place in the world. In reality, it’s because the civilians and the authorities are actually competent.
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[WP] A tech billionaire made the worlds first ever robot ai. The public freaks out, governments panic, and companies begin to worry a lot . During an intense live interview with billions of people watching. The robot says “C’mon guys. i’m only human, after all.”
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