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[WP] “FOR THE LAST TIME, WHO IS X AND WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE?!” “Sir, it’s just a ma-“ “HE’S IN EVERY MATH PROBLEM, WHO IS HE AND WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE?!” Y replied.
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[WP] “I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but I’m sure as hell not the dullest one, that title belongs to Greg.”
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[WP] When getting directions from a local, you get so lost that you somehow end up in an entirely different dimension.
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[EU] “An undiscovered Keter-class SCP capable of a XK-class End-Of-The world scenario is currently in the facility and disguising itself as a worker.” Scared, you try to run out of the facility but then you hear a voice “kill them all”. Turns out, you’re it.
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[WP] After weeks of trying, you have your first lucid dream! After you’re done, you try to wake up but didn’t. It has been 17 hours and you still haven’t woken up. Then you realize you aren’t dreaming.
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[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night only to find an absolutely horrifying creature of mind-breaking horror, and it’s causally cooking some eggs for itself and you.
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[WP] Everything is moving at hyper-sonic speeds, it’s just that human brains are processing everything at incredible speeds. Aliens are shocked to learn this, and are curious to learn more about human brains.
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[WP]Some aliens have this strange ability where if enough of them believe in something, it will be real. Unfortunately, due to a BIG miscommunication error, these aliens now believe that the SCP-verse is real. Now you, a human diplomat, are trying to convince the aliens that the SCP-Verse isn’t real
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[EU] As a scientist working under the SCP foundation, you have had enough of these anomalies. “But it’s for science, it’s for the greater good, it’s for…” You’ve heard it all. You finally decide to summon a deity to get rid of all anomalies. His name? Kratos.
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