WritingPrompts

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[WP] "It's strange," I overheard the alien say, "these humans think they're conscious."	736
[WP] As a new member of the adventuring guild, you don’t get to choose your party. Because of this, you get stuck with a youth pastor of Cthulhu, a child who raises the dead, a barbarian who only grapples, and a kobold who preaches that dragons are misunderstood.	369
[WP] You're a matchmaker for the absurd. Whether they're an Eldritch God, a sentient AI, or bigfoot, you're here to help them find love. But today your toughest client yet has just knocked on your door.	209
[WP] "Depressed? Anxious? Unhappy?" The sign shouted at you, "Why not become an amorphous entity and shirk the confines of time and space? Embrace your Eldritch Nature today!"	154
[WP] After a long day of adventuring, your party retires to a tavern. One of the local bards asks you to recount your day's triumphs. When you finish, he looks at you with a face full of terror and just whispers, "Have you ever considered the implications?"	136
[WP] As a powerful wizard, you often get "Chosen Ones" to help you on quests, but all the Chosen Ones in your universe are currently bumbling idiots, so you decided to choose your own Chosen One, a local kid who just seems to have a good head on his shoulders.	94
[WP] "Listen," he says to me, his eyes wide, "I need you to take this. It's the last hope for us." He hands me a small trinket and turns to leave. "Just, for the love of God, don't let them know you have it."	91
[WP] Your opponent looms over you as your health bar flashes ominously. “Wait!” You yell, hoping to stop the final blow that was quickly winding up, “I can get you out of this game, back to the real world!”	85
[WP] "Is that a man barreling towards us at high speed from the heavens?" "Oh, yes. I didn't think he was going to be able to make it. I'll set out an extra plate."	74
[WP] The crowd before you is cheering you on as you stand, covered in blood, next to the slain beast. The only problem? You didn't kill it and you're getting very tired of being in the right place at the right time.	59

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