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[WP] A popular trope is that humans are space orcs. The 'hold my beer' species. However when we finally joined the galactic community, to our horror we found that we were the mature ones. That we were the Vulcans and everyone else was chaotic humanity, as it were.

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[WP] A great warrior has summoned you and your army of ghost cavalry to aid him in battle. Taking up your swords, lances, and bows, you materialize not on some Medieval battlefield but in the Vietnam War

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[EU] The 40k version of Walmart is preparing for Black Friday

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[WP] Due to higher volume of clients, Hell has tasked you with creating a public job posting looking for demons to work as (minimum wage) torturers

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[EU] Everyone knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, but his Make a Wish has been going on for a bit too long and Gotham is getting tired playing along

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[WP] You run an insurance company for superheroes and villains to cover collateral and punitive damage after their fights

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[WP] Create a sci-fi space shanty

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[WP] Pop-culture likes to imagine dragons as cats. Cats which can breath fire. However when dragons are actually discovered deep in the Amazon Jungle, the explorers found that they are more akin to parrots

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[SP] Murphy('s Law) and Karma meet in a bar

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[WP] The industrial revolution has made magic obsolete

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A popular trope is that humans are space orcs. The 'hold my beer' species. However when we finally joined the galactic community, to our horror we found that we were the mature ones. That we were the Vulcans and everyone else was chaotic humanity, as it were.	282
[WP] A great warrior has summoned you and your army of ghost cavalry to aid him in battle. Taking up your swords, lances, and bows, you materialize not on some Medieval battlefield but in the Vietnam War	25
[EU] The 40k version of Walmart is preparing for Black Friday	19
[WP] Due to higher volume of clients, Hell has tasked you with creating a public job posting looking for demons to work as (minimum wage) torturers	15
[EU] Everyone knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, but his Make a Wish has been going on for a bit too long and Gotham is getting tired playing along	12
[WP] You run an insurance company for superheroes and villains to cover collateral and punitive damage after their fights	10
[WP] Create a sci-fi space shanty	10
[WP] Pop-culture likes to imagine dragons as cats. Cats which can breath fire. However when dragons are actually discovered deep in the Amazon Jungle, the explorers found that they are more akin to parrots	9
[SP] Murphy('s Law) and Karma meet in a bar	6
[WP] The industrial revolution has made magic obsolete	5