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“Babe, please go move the camera further away from the baby’s face, it’s taking up the entire screen on the baby monitor,” my wife mumbled before rolling over to go back to sleep.

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“Cause of death?” I asked, shocked at the amount of blood and tissue splattered all over the room. NSFW

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Earlier today at the hardware store a man came up to me and asked which type of rope we carried was the strongest.

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My mother turned her head and her eyes met mine as she smiled up at me.

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My girlfriend still won’t look me in the eye when she’s speaking to me.

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“Where to?” I asked the man who got into my cab.

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If you’re reading this in the dark as you lay in bed I have one bit of advice for you.

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Some people have an irrational fear of pulling their shower curtain open to find a dead body slumped inside.

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I usually kiss my wife while she sleeps every morning before I leave early for work.

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I am dead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Babe, please go move the camera further away from the baby’s face, it’s taking up the entire screen on the baby monitor,” my wife mumbled before rolling over to go back to sleep.	6447
“Cause of death?” I asked, shocked at the amount of blood and tissue splattered all over the room. NSFW	444
Earlier today at the hardware store a man came up to me and asked which type of rope we carried was the strongest.	124
My mother turned her head and her eyes met mine as she smiled up at me.	83
My girlfriend still won’t look me in the eye when she’s speaking to me.	75
“Where to?” I asked the man who got into my cab.	12
If you’re reading this in the dark as you lay in bed I have one bit of advice for you.	1
Some people have an irrational fear of pulling their shower curtain open to find a dead body slumped inside.	1
I usually kiss my wife while she sleeps every morning before I leave early for work.	1
I am dead.	1