/u/alegonz's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: "if it makes a human sick it will kill you."
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[WP] Each type of mage has an era corresponding to their magic's peak of power. Ancient texts speak of a time when bards were on top, their songs being able to warp even the fabric of the cosmos. They called this period...The 80s.
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[WP] Criminals who die before their sentence is finished have their consciousness downloaded and used as useful "A.I." until their sentence is up. You used to be a drug runner for a feared cartel. Now you're a Tesla Autopilot for a soccer mom.
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[EU] Deadpool moves into a suburban area as cover, but the next door neighbor kid, Dennis, keeps bothering "Mr. Wilson."
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[WP] "HI. Uh, I'm your new God, humans of Earth. The other guy was fired for sucking at his job. There's going to be a meeting in an hour to discuss my plans going forward. Attendance is mandatory. Also, don't be afraid; my resume is available upon request."
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[WP] In an age where people who cheated death by having their consciousness downloaded can then be uploaded back into 3D printed flesh bodies, sometimes A.I.'s try to get a physical body. You're starting to suspect your date used to be an autonomous battle tank.
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[WP] You are an NPC in an RPG. Normally, your attack is set to 1. However, a player used a cursed item on you, reducing your attack by 2, causing it to underflow, making you the most powerful in the game.
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[WP] A hive-mind alien race is being ravaged by drug use. This drug, causing a feeling of oneness with everything in humans, causes the opposite here: it causes members of a hive species to experience individuality.
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[WP] You are a normal person transported to an infomercial universe. Everyone is in awe at your ability to perform simple tasks without bizarre gadgets.
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