/u/almighty_smiley's posts
[WP] All games can “Jumanji” their players, sucking them into the world of the game. You braved the battlefields of Chess, led fleets from your Battleship and breezed through Life. But nothing could have prepared you for the utter, unimaginable terror that is Monopoly.
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[WP] The knight failed to rescue the princess from the dragon. The second knight failed. As did the third, the fourth, their squires, and so on. In desperation, the king posts a reward, and the summons is answered by only one man; a fat plumber in red overalls.
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[WP] It finally happened. Through means not yet known, everyone's physical beauty reflects their innermost selves; the kind but portly girl is now an absolute bombshell, the asshole CEO is now hideous, and so on. Nothing prepared you for what you came face to face with in the mirror, though.
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[WP] Your parents got you a pet lizard for your birthday. You’re quite fond of the little guy, but after it started to sprout little wings, eating mice, and hoarding loose change, you’re starting to think he’s no ordinary salamander.
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[EU] A spider bite. A fleeing robber. A murdered uncle. But as the murderer lies dead at his feet, Peter Parker realizes that if people do not share responsibility for their actions, he has no reason to share his power. And so begins the story of New York's greatest supervillain; Spider-Man.
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[WP] Life flashing before one’s eyes happens to everyone before they die. You’ve just discovered that this is, in fact, a metaphysical survival instinct, allowing people an opportunity to change a key moment in their lives to avoid death.
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[WP] When first contact is made with an alien civilization, we find that humanity is not viewed with disgust or indifference, but reverence. This bodes well for intergalactic relations until we discover why...
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[WP] The world hasn't seen a misspelled word in decades. The world hasn't seen a structurally unsound sentence in even longer. The world pretends that shorthand never existed. Because the world lives in absolute fear of the Grammar Nazis.
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[WP] The Princess kisses you, turning you back into a beautiful royal yourself. Which is kind of shit, considering that you quite enjoyed being a frog.
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