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[WP] You're on Trial for Murder. The only evidence is a horribly photoshopped picture of you shooting a gun from Halo at the victim. Unfortunately, you seem to be the only person who realizes this.
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[WP] Trapped in a passionless marriage, a husband places an ad online seeking to have a week long passion filled affair down south. His wife seeking the same getaway, answers the ad, not realising it's her husband.
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[WP]One day a technology is created that can upload and preserve your memories directly from your brain. Eagerly you volunteer. They strap a helmet to your head, everything goes black and then you see text appear: "Simulation Complete".
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[WP] You find an old lamp that turns out to contain a magic genie, after making your wish, he tells you it will come true as soon as you commit suicide.
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[WP] Scientists have created the world's first time machine in order to foresee future crisis. Unfortunately, it only allows you to watch next year's season of South Park.
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