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I grew numb with fear as I read the words on the screen, "We're sorry, but we no longer offer tech support for this product."

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Pain surged through his body, shocking him awake.

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Seth read that positive self talk was vital to achieving his goals.

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We'd hoped to find a way to communicate with them before they went extinct, but the hurdles were too high and we never came to understand each other.

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I was surprised and delighted when someone as old as me was accepted to join the new colony on Mars.

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My fellow Americans, as you know, this week marks twenty years since we "declared war" on the rat populations in our cities.

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I'd do anything to protect my daughter, so when she begged me to help her hide her husband's body, naturally I said yes.

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I hesitated to attempt to fulfill my life's dreams, but the stats don't lie.

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When I wished for immortality, I was careful to also wish for eternal youth.

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The authorities assured us the new IDs were good for life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I grew numb with fear as I read the words on the screen, "We're sorry, but we no longer offer tech support for this product."	237
Pain surged through his body, shocking him awake.	217
Seth read that positive self talk was vital to achieving his goals.	214
We'd hoped to find a way to communicate with them before they went extinct, but the hurdles were too high and we never came to understand each other.	189
I was surprised and delighted when someone as old as me was accepted to join the new colony on Mars.	108
My fellow Americans, as you know, this week marks twenty years since we "declared war" on the rat populations in our cities.	94
I'd do anything to protect my daughter, so when she begged me to help her hide her husband's body, naturally I said yes.	86
I hesitated to attempt to fulfill my life's dreams, but the stats don't lie.	82
When I wished for immortality, I was careful to also wish for eternal youth.	56
The authorities assured us the new IDs were good for life.	53